May 2013
reading-passion:
Isn’t it the worst feeling ever if you see someone holding their book like this
kingofbear:
when someone says their eyes change colour
“I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.”
– J. D. Salinger (via fleurstains)
bluepac:
justlikenoel:
bluepac:
what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever
A typewriter, that thing you’re thinking, it’s a typewriter
I was actually thinking of a computer without a backspace key
beingpansexualisokay:
shotadreams:
mage-of-katnep:
rainbowsfireworks:
confusedtree:
ollivander:
lampghost:
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna...
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
harrysthefather:
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
gamsee:
IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND
you say you want to die but, you still put that seat belt on and look both ways before crossing the street you lock your windows and doors you would scream if someone was following you late at night you would run for your life but you do want to die you just want to die on your own terms.
dangstrider:
PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING
pantere:
do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr
theniamsextapes:
mollyiswideawake:
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be
destiel-more-like-destiny:
someone-not-me:
dent-arthur-dent:
drarna:
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
Without winning an oscar for either
and they both died
earthnation:
earthnation:
lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth
IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
hungarian:
i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
vvorldwideweb:
i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
rnph:
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
majortvjunkie:
taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence
Walk into the school like whaddup I wanna die
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...
sixthgunforlife:
the-devils-beast:
nicodoublele:
when you have so many ideas, but no talent
When you have so much talent, but no ideas
When you have no ideas and no talent.
recoveryburrito:
In case you were unsure of it today:
you are beautiful and you deserve to be here.
dickburritos:
add me on skype so we can just have eachother as contacts and not really talk to eachother because i am unable to begin a conversation
dangergays:
imagine the shyest boy you know
that boy has a penis
that sometimes gets erect
whoatakeiteasyman:
If you’re my only friend in a class and you choose someone else when the teacher says to pick partners thats it, game over pal, you’re dead to me
