elizabitchtaylor: Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together
shavingryansprivates: if you tell someone to kill themselves even as a joke you are a horrible person
when i say i hate everyone, band members don’t count
groovymuttations: danny phantom was 14 when he was saving the world from ghosts what are you doing with your life
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
luvmesomemerthur: Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here’s my number So text me maybe because I’m really uncomfortable with phone calls especially ones from numbers I don’t recognize and I most likely won’t pick up if you call me.
parasailin-sarahpalin: i love rainy days because i usually feel guilty for staying indoors the entire day if there’s nice weather but on rainy days i have no choice but to stay indoors so i can internet guilt free
That suspicious moment when you know your friend...
bloggingetiquette: When people don’t have a “next page” link on their blog or infinite scroll, so you end up having to type “/page/2” in the URL Blogging etiquette. Real simple stuff.
fabacon: do you ever feel like people just forget you exist
A lot of shit bothers me, but I never say...
daninella: why does no one find this as funny as me why
theonewhowrites: ocean-waves-and-mermaids: theblindingsmile: Instant reblog.. Tears actually came out of my eyes. i didnt even need to watch the whole thing, i already reblogged it my ENTIRE HEART HURTS
I can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen
I am not a “hot” girl. I will probably never turn...
neither: Ask a 14 year old girl what they want for a dream boyfriend and they’ll describe an 18 year old homosexual
rumour: I ALWAYS TRY TO WASH MY FACE LIKE IN THOSE PROACTIV COMMERCIALS LIKE WHERE THEY THROW WATER ON THEIR FACES AND IT NEVER WORKS IM DONE TRYING
Reblog if you ever cried in front of the computer,...
nosh-niam: then went downstairs and continued life as normal in front of your parents Every single day..
squidgology: when couples have the same profile pictures.
thestorynotsofar: when people say “i bet if that band was full of ugly members you wouldn’t even listen to them”
mottsgoddamnit: masturbatewithacheesegrater: Tumblr at 3am is like a supermarket at 3am there are mentally insane people lurking the corners muttering about all their life problems to themselves sorry I can’t hear you your url is making me uncomfortable